We’ve been kvetching about this on Facebook all morning. Yes, it’s come to this:
Black Thursday? Stores to open even earlier on Thanksgiving.
Big-box retailers such as Wal-Mart, Toys R Us and Sears are opening their doors at 8 p.m. Thursday — just as Thanksgiving dinner tables are being cleared in many homes. Target will follow suit at 9 p.m., enticing shoppers out of their homes during the final football game of the day.
Target employees have started a petition to “save Thanksgiving,” and Wal-Mart workers say they are gearing up for protests on Black Friday.
“It’s ridiculous,” said Anthony Hardwick, a former Target employee who led protest efforts last year. “We’re getting rid of Thanksgiving dinner, and for what? For a $300 flat-screen TV?”
[But] “Stores are tapping into something that is very real — there is demand for this,” said Adam Hanft, a brand strategist for Hanft Projects in New York. “The reality is, people start to get cabin fever after awhile. They’re fighting about politics. They want to get out and do something.”
Oh my heavens!
Apparently there are people who have no idea how to extricate themselves from an argument with Aunt Edna about the Kenyan usurper in the White House, or cut short Nephew Chip’s jeremiads against the drug war, other than to go shopping.
What a failure of imagination!
What an opportunity for Blue Room readers, who are so very creative!
What could a family do together on Thanksgiving weekend besides buy stuff?
Share in comments. Here are five humble suggestions to get you started:
- Go for a walk.
- Do the National Day of Listening. Do not ask about Obama or the drug war.
- Find a place that serves meals to the homeless. Go there. Do that.
- Bake cookies for a fire house or police precinct.
- Rake a neighbor’s leaves. Heck, rake your own leaves.
Take it away in comments, loveys!